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Friday, September 25, 2009

My older brother's friend is here

At least they dont SQUEAL as much as when my younger brother's friends came.

AM I THE ONLY ONE IN THE FAMILY WHO DOES NOT ALLOW HER FRIENDS TO COME?!?!?!?!?!

urgh

Something tells me yes.

And something else tells me that my older brother's friend is gonna stay here through dinner =(

Tuesday
Lin Kai Li was sick! YAY!! =D

Hee. I bet i screwed home ec =( VL kept putting her dirty pans and plates in my sink, causing my sink to have SO MUCH RUBBISH AND SOAP!!

Xin Rong said my eyebrows were short. they are of the same height as hers lor, puh-leese -.-

Ohmy. and can anyone believe that i got top, along with Fanny, for english compre?! I mean, when i told my family, they started clapping and cheering. which just goes to show that i srsly suck -.-

Realised 3 things when i woke up:

Oww, my headddddd
MY HAIR!!!!!!
Die. blood.

Then when i reached school, i heard someone call me, then i was like, flinch, then sloowly turn round and clapped my head over my fringe (hey, it rhymes!) Thank god it was kia yuen. she was nice bout my hair =)

However, as the day progressed, I heard stuff like, "OHMYGOD, WW SO CUTE!! *pokepoke*","YOU CUT UR HAIR?!?!","HAHAHAAAAA!!!","LOSERR","YOU LOOK FUNNY","NOT BAD! ;D" -.-

Its obvious the negative comments were from my FANTASTIC CCA mates, clarissa (loserr) and nicole (you look funny)

Rui yi kept grabbing me and flinging me back to look at my hair, while jia wen was screaming "HIHIII!!!!! =DD"

Serene said that on wed i would know of a miracle, but she wouldnt tell me WHAT =(

Wednesday

Turns out the miracle was that she won bronze/silver (i forgot) for maths olympiad -.-

Free period during maths and indian dance. Mr phee HAD to come in during dance and interrupt my miley-worship routine >=(

Screwed 报章读后感.

Li Lan was showing us jokes on rabbits. Halfway through 1 of the jokes, she suddenly stopped, saying, "oh, zhe li bu hao. bu chun." then she scrolled all the way down and deleted all the swear words -.- HOW PURE DOES SHE THINK WE ARE?!?! cept for me, of course. im SOO clean =)

Accidentally screamed, "FREAKY FRIDAY!" during recess, for idk what reason. thank god no one else was round, cept 4 my friends. Phew. HOW EMBARRASSING =(

I think the stress is getting to me. im getting headaches everyday and obviously turning insane.

I realised something. everytime im pms-ing, i do weird stuff. this time round, its deleting every cath hi guy i know and adding some of them back, and screaming freaky friday. the other time it was thinking of suicide. I wonder what'll happen NEXT time...

My older brother came into my room just as i was packing my bag, dancing like a starfish and shouting, "I am being randooooom". could it be that he was pms-ing too? nay. must be a dare.

Hee. replace Xin Rong's name with K: KONG KIN KONG!(KING KONG!!) =D

replace my name with G: GAY GEN GEI (gay le gen jia gay)

NOT FAIR!!!!!1 >=(

Thursday

Free period during english

Mrs seet is so cute, she was like, so cute, need to rest halfway through her lesson =)

Wendy Ng decided to scare us by saying that only after we have turned in our essays (in 20 minutes), could we go to recess. I wrote 3.5 paragraphs when she shouted, "STOP!", then grinned evilly at us. -.- natalie was only at her 2nd paragraph. =/

Super hazy man. Went down for morning assembly, then got lightning alert, then we have to climb back up the stairs again -.-

Screwed HCL paper. Li Lan set the last section, OF COURSE WE ALL DIE LAR!! >=(

Reach home that time, my younger brother wont lemme into the house, so i had to look for my keys in my bottemless backpack. Found UHU glue all over the contents of my bag. =/ dried glue, of course. then my younger brother started jumping round, screaming that i had a boyfriend, which had me landed in a BIG, FAT LECTURE >=(

Friday

Screwed wen shi

Got back all my PPRs today, super depressing man. Ive got 2 As, 1 B, 2 Cs. sigh. and theres more to come =( Cant believe i did so badly despite studying so hard... sigh

Loser floorball. Zoe and mary-anne kept cheating. mary-anne kept contacting with my team's stick, and zoe kept raising hers above knee level and whacking me. the more painful ones are when she whacked my toe, my ankle and my BUTT =( im covered with bruises now =(

Gym was horrible. somehow my forward rolls were a little off... =/ how sad =(

Ate a lot a lot for recess... EXERCISED TOO MUCH? gymnastics and floorball and memoris-athone all in 1 day... =/

The school found a hornets nest. I seriously regret not killing myself with it. sigh, too late now. theyr clearing it out in 20 minutes =(

Clarissa called my hair adorable, VL said she liked my hair, Mary-anne called my hair cute. Somehow i dont believe any of them... =/

Monday, September 21, 2009

I CANT TAKE THIS CRAP ANYMORE

THIS IS WHAT THEY DID TO ME:

1. call me XXX's gf
2. call me YYY's gf
3. spread disgusting rumours bout me
4. say that i dont wear a bra
5. call me names
6. call me during maths practice paper, causing me to fail
7. spam my blog (my blog is freaking meant for girls)
8. spam my sms inbox
9. spread my number to everyone
10. CALL ME ARROGANT

I DONT MIND THE FIRST 9, BUT THE LAST ONE??

THAT WAS...

why am i always speechless whenever im angry?!?! D=

wait. why AM i angry?

i forgot. wait i scroll up...

OH YEAH

PEOPLE CALL ME EGO

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY IM EGO??

NO. COS APPARENTLY NO ONE KNEW ME THAT WELL IN PRIMARY SCHOOL

WELL, ALL MY P1-P6 CLASSMATES, IM SURE YOU DONT KNOW WHY IM EGO NOW, COS YOU PROBABLY NEVER NOTICED ME

i think, the next time you decide to call someone names, you should first ask why they're acting this way.

thats what im gonna do from now on.

im sorry, but to all of those catholic high guys who are ACTUALLY NICE to me, im still blocking you.

oh, sigh. im gonna unblock them.

Ohmygod

Im so tired

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

i shant blog anything.

I love my cousins

Im still taller than wei jie and kai kai =)

MWAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh-kay im too tired to blog anymore.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Gosh.

My younger brother stepped on my shoe, and instead of saying sorry, he actually said, "DONT BLAME ME!!!!"

wow

boohoo

i dowanna go to school on tuesday!!!!

all my friends would just laugh at my hair =(

as in, srsly, THEY WOULD LAUGH.

apparently they enjoy bullying me alot cos apparently I bully THEM alot.

=/

what sorta logic is THAT?!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

I THINK THERES ELECTRICITY IN MY LEGS

AAARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SUPER PAIN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D'=

my fringe...

i SWEAR its even more irritating now >=(

i feel so much lighter

my HEAD feels so much lighter

i should cut my hair more often =)

Friday, September 18, 2009

I think i was angry at benson for something.

i forgot what it is. =/ and i cant be bothered to scroll through my sent messages lar. sooooooo many >=(

OHMYGOSH!! I CUT MY HAIR.

IVE GOT BANGS NOW

MY HAIR IS WAY SHORT. im afraid it cant be tied.

nvm, ive got A LOT A LOT of hairclips ;D

NO ONE LAFF AT ME ON TUESDAY!!

and dilys, if u dare laff at me on monday, U DIE >=(

My mom says my eyelashes are long

I say her eyes are wrong.

Hey, it rhymes! =D

Monday
Free period during english

And i FINALLY remembered to bring Amelia's present! =D yay me and my fantastic memory ;D

Got back history paper- the 1 where i thought i'll fail cos of the last question? oh, i got a measly 2/6 for that question, btw =( but, to my COMPLETE amazement, i got an A1! =D

Wow. =O

Signed up for scrabble with megan, clarissa, claudia and nicole. we're put on an imaginery waiting list cos our fellow CCA mates have not yet confirmed if they were going or not. =/ they v slow man. i wasted $5 on texting the 4 girls the whole morning, and the end result? we got put on the waiting list -.-

If our seniors/juniors decide that they wanna go, we're doomed. we wont get to go. cos im in the team. me, the worst player EVER, and im the team leader.

Yay. im such a great representative for sngs.

At least i won an award for scrabble before. the rest of my teammates havent. =)

Popped a huge blister on my hand. cant write for 2 weeks.

And i squashed all the ferreros amelia gave me. =/ me and my FAT ARSE. >=(

nvm. i hate chocolate nyways.

Tuesday
Got back summary and compre.

Ran unusually slowly during morning jog. reasons? xin rong had mild fever and flu. florence had cramps. my fringe kept falling into my eyes. -.- this was basically my routine for the entire jog:

Run, run, flop.
Walk, walk, clip.

Its very, very tiring. repeat that at least 20 times and you'll know.

And the haze was terrible! but we still had to run nyways. after that, half the class was sneezing. cept for me! =D

Wow. my immunity system sure is building up =)

did some crappy work for art

During Li Lans lsson, everyone was horsing round. amelia was doing EMBROIDERY -.- i stopped doing those in june =) no time lar.

I managed to SPIT impact into my bag while laffing a LITTLE too loudly, and had to scrabble(i wanna gooo!!) inside my bag till i found it. i also found a bar of melted chocolate, but i hid it from florence(who most probably will want to eat it) inside my bag. =)

Then florence and i started passing notes even though we weres SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER. I can only remember a tiny part of it:

Me: ...still got CCA mates, blah blah crap, they wont lemme off easily!! D=
F: Ya, i noe. ppl like clarissa, elsie wont let u off cos they want REVENGE!
Me: BLEAH. i nv ever bullied EM. THEY bully ME! ~censored~
F: ~censored~ cut ur annoying hair. whole day sweep my face.
Me: >=( my hair NT annoying!! D=
F: ~censored~
Me: >=( not it aint! damn u, u'd better nt laff @ me!!
F: rest assured, i will.

Idiot florence. oh well. at least my sandwich recipe has BREAD in it. >:D too bad she remembered at the last minute. =/

And i found out that my older brudder tells his friends, if they feel like CRAP and feel like laffing at some GIRL SHIT, they should visit my blog =/

Im not loking forward to CCA nymore. clarissa texted me this:

"...Um ok... dat was random lol. i cant wait 4 cca to resume, so nic ann n i can gang up 2 bully u =D..."

Wow. i have SUCH supporting friends and family. i feel so loved.

NOT.

Wednesday
Free period during dance.

screwed ting li.

got back science.

changed seating arrangements. now im sitting beside natalie, mary-anne, behind florence and yingxuan. (3 pcps girls to 1 hougang girl) Vernice and jillian are still sitting 1 seat beside me, EXACTLY AS IT WAS BEFORE!! =O

The wind was super strong man. when i was walking home, the stupid wind, toot arh. i could feel my hair exploding from my countless rubber bands and zillion hairclips. very difficult to tie 1 leh. OH GOD, I HAD TO RUN HOME B4 MY HAIR SRSLY... my pinafore kept blowing up in front of some sec 4 cath hi guy =(

Xin rong passed her flu to me.

Thursday
Free period during maths and english.

got b3 for lit essay. bao zhang du hou gan and ting li- lets just say that i bawled my eyes out at home.

Had maths practice paper. and i kept receiving texts and calls during the paper, and since i dont ever switch my phone to silent mode... florence kept turing round to glare at me =/

but it wasnt only me. got someone else's phone also keep ringing. i know its not mine cos my ringtones are all miley =)

i blame the gay texts and calls on thomson. either he spread my no. 2 his entire class, or he was so GAY that he let his phone get snatched away from him.

What a loser.

and as i wasnt too happy, being ESPECIALLY pissed with my results, i texted some rather un-sngs-like responses... with a HELL LOTTA FUCKS. =/

Thanks a lot, thomson. btw, ur class REALLY v bo liao leh. i had to apologise for my fucks after that =(

Friday
OHMYGOSH!!!! screwed cheng yu kao cha!! D=

This was going through my head for the entire day:

FACEBOOKFACEBOOKFACEBOOKINEEDCOKEIMISSCOKENOIMISSMYLAPTOPEVENMOREOHMYGOSHSTUPIDTHOMSONGOTOHELLMYPHONENOMORECREDITALREADY!!!!

Thus i couldnt concentrate. =/

And found out that clarissa comes to my class EVERY WEEK, to look for me, with mary-annes help, but i wasnt ever there. cept for 1 other time and today. i was walking back to class with xin rong and florence when,

Mat: COME BACK ALREADY!!!!
Clar: *screams*
Me: clarissa!!!!!! i can hear u. *runs towards clarissa*
Clar: *shrieks*
Me: *engulfs clarissa in a big fat hug*
Vernice: SSSSSSSSSSHHH!!!!
Clar: *starts irritating me bout AHEM*
Me: shutupshutupshutup!!!! i dont like him!!!!!!! *repeats 20 million times*
Clar: someone. someone. someone. >:D

-.-

MCDONALD IS EVIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

Sunday, September 13, 2009

im packing my bag!! =D

i hate school =(

i cant wait for CCA IN WEEK 5/6!! =DD

My neck hurts like SHIT

oh. shit. HAHAHA. I OFFERED TO GIVE CLARISSA MY BROTHER'S POOP FOR HER BDAY, but she declined. =/

i wonder why.

apparently my older brother is going to a dinner and needs new clothes.

he said that there was no need to fuss, cos some poor victim was gonna get stripped after that anyways.

that was when i was feeling carsick.

i still am.

this is all his fault >=(

later he get stripped than i'll be HAHAHA-ING in his face >:D

i think rui yi is interested. rui yi, you wanna go? go as my brothers date lor.

EWW

i dont think girls are allowed, anyways. =) sorry, rui yi! =D

Saturday, September 12, 2009

my brother deleted my pics.

even when i told them theyr not of him.

he deleted them anyways.

i am not happy.

he said sorry, but does he srsly think a stupid apology can fix EVERYTHING?!?!?!

I AM UNREASONABLE, FOR GODS SAKE.

urgh.

im not going to sleep until i finish revising every damn thing.

im playing barn buddy! =D

and stupid thomson is calling me un-sexy D=

hes such a meanie =(

and another guy named benson or something, HE CALLED ME VAIN AND AS SMART AS THOMSON IS AT SOCCER

my god. which must mean that im retarded.

i am NOT!!!! >=(

sigh. i need to leave my room more often =)

later people think im autistic. =/ that wont be pleasant.

OR WORSE, WHAT IF THEY THINK I HAVE MANIC DEPRESSION?!?!?! D=

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHHH!!!!!!!

only realised in afternoon that my dad and my older brother werent home.

and i just realised my younger brother isnt home.

i think hes swimming. i THINK. eh... or at robotics competition... or at christofori

oh-kay fine. i dk where he is. >=(

Friday, September 11, 2009

i cant believe i tore up the invitation.

oh well. my parents would never have allowed me to go anyways. =) im grounded =(

and since i tore up the invitation nyways, i could not go.

you need a PERFECT invitation to enter =/

goddamnit >=(

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was in msn chat with megan, clarissa and NICOLE ANN LIM yesterday

they made me oversleep this morning

goddamnit

and we were discussing BOOBS for a while there =/

nicoles boobs are normal
clarissas boobs are HUMONGOUS.

lets not talk about MY boobs

theyr non-existent =)

and they threatened to post this on fmylife.com:

Today, i was staring and squishing my boobs until i realised i was on webcam FML

in honour of me

thanks a lot, guys. you are such supporting friends

and to set the record straight, I WAS NOT DOING THAT!! >=(

My mom thinks that just because i tied my hair into a bun means that i wanna become an air stewardess, and she said that she disapproved. -.-

I THEN DOWAN BE LAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they smoke. they look like toot. and theyr sluts.

oh-kay, i sound like a bitch.

but im not. =)

she said that she did not want me to become and air stewardess, for fear that i'll "fly" around with the pilots.

theres no need to use these words, mom, i know what you mean -.-

im not gonna have sex with them, for gods sake!!!!

urgh.

>:D HEY, LOOK!!

THE ABBREVIATION OF THE PLURAL FORM OF AIR STEWARDESS IS ASS!!!!!! >:D

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Im so bored man.

got 6b class chalet later. im not going. i love my laptop too much =)

and ive still got so much more to mug!!

like just 2 examples,

memorising 100 chinese 成语s: their meaning, how to use them in sentences
revising the entire sec 2 maths textbook, along with the sec 3 one

ALL BY NEXT MONDAY D=

AAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think, JUST MAYBE, making a habit out of banging your head on the table 10,000,000 times a day is not healthy =/

oww. ive got a bruise on my shoulder that came from i dk where D=

and i got a stupid lecture from my mom just now. WHEN IT WAS CLEARLY MY YOUNGER BROTHER'S FAULT.

this is so unfair D=

oh, i just deleted a post with nicole and my convo in it. damn, i cant believe how lame i was to post it here -.-

OH, AND I ASKED THE "FORTUNE TELLER GENIUS" ON FACEBOOK 2 QUESTIONS:

1. Am i nice? =DD

Result: Dont think about it! ITS A YES!

XD IN YOUR FACE PEOPLE!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!!

2. Does miley cyrus ROCK or NOT?!

Result: Naaaaaaaah

GASP. IM HURT!! D=

oh well. at least i didnt ask if i were prutty or not. i swear if he said no, I WOULD BASH HIM UP >=(

i cant believe he said that bout miley )=

the creater obv has no feelings. sigh.

I have evidence! YES. I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT IM A NICE GIRL >:D

heehee. according to my texts, msn chat and facebook status comments, IM A VERY NICE GIRL =DD

i shall pick a few and post them below:

SMS

Nicole: ...Of course you're so nice which is why you keep pinching me during cca. )= you know what? i just realised your voice is really high =)...

MSN

Clarissa: hi super mean girl! ;D

Edrea: nice (actually, she meant something else =P)

FACEBOOK

Tay Wen Wei is a nice girl! =DD

Marc Yeo: sarcasm to its max? (goddamn, hes WORSE than his sister D=)

Sim Wei Nan: dam. i see my dinner on the floor, in liquid form.

Clarissa: PUKEPUKEPUKE. if youre nice, im perfect

HOLD ON A MINUTE.

i dont think any of these are helping my case...

OH COME ON, PEOPLE, I AM VERY NICE!! JUST ADMIT IT!!!!

Tay Wen Wei is the nicest girl ALIVE =)

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

hahaha!! fixed the problem with blogger >:D

but it turns out i just unchecked an option only...

D=

im hopeless at these stuff

HAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

and no, serene, the guy i was referring to in the earlier post was not bout that irritating guy.

it was 2 other guys that i supposedly had a crush on -.-

GOD nicole and clarissa are WEIRD )=

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

She submitted her acceptance letter to NJC!! D=

i wonder if serene did as well. )=

im gonna miss the 2 of them. sigh.

anyways, i find myself knowing a lot more about other people's lifes than i really want to these days.

I AM OMNISCIENT!! >:D

unlike nicole. she has no idea what im talking about half the time im conversing with her -.-

HEEHEE. ACTUALLY, ITS THE OTHER WAY ROUND!! =P

going orchard road later. have to take mrt there. damn.

Yuck.

My brother just did something really dicombobulating.

He dug his nose and wiped it on my leg!

and then he dug his nose again and wiped it ALL OVER MY CHAIR

urgh

AND HES SECONDARY 4, FROM HWA CHONG

this just shows what that school teaches its pupils -.-

boohoo

i still have so much white hair, despite plucking 2 of them out 2 days ago.

sigh.

THIS SHOWS HOW MUCH SNGS IS STRESSING US!!!!

i feel like dying already D=

white hair is UGLY )=

i feel like dying my hair PURPLE =)

Monday, September 7, 2009

Happy, happy me =)

Scrabble:

VS Hatairat-----> im winning >:D
VS Nicole Ann---> i won >:D (it was a force forfeit, though =/)
VS Angela--------> ive finally caught up with her using a 35 point move, even though she put a bingo (which was worth A HELL LOT of points)

Oh well. Maybe i AM improving after all, even what with my lack of experience and training as compared to all my friends, who started last year. i only started this year with the sec 1s )=

Another cause of joy- i dont like anybody right now =)

so much more relaxing lor

and that seh hian guy, he asked me if anybody from catholic high ever tried flirting with me before. -.-

Like, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!?!?!?! D=

i cant recognise a guy flirt for my life =/

LOL.

this stupid website, some thingy, http://apps.facebook.com/pickupfriends/, 1st tagged me as FAMOUS (cheryl's), then CUTE (Jonan's), then SHORT (james').

like, what the funk.

im flattered by the famous one, agree with the cute one (heehee!! major ego-ness ;D), BUT THE SHORT ONE, WHAT THE TOOT?!?!?!?!

urgh.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

oww.

my mom plucked out all my white hair ='(

i was like, clamping my hands over my head and screaming, but she just calmly plucked out EVERYTHING.

boohoohoo )=

bye serene.

bye dilys and co.

bye clarissa.

im going to miss serene and dilys and her family.

maybe even clarissa.

bye serene. im depressed. dont go!!!! boohoohoo

haha. look, im crying. hope my brothers dont suddenly walk into my room or something.

ah, you should go, njc aint bad at all.

i cant believe im crying.

suicide sounds fun right now. after all, i cant get in contact with mr VS, i dont have the nerve to talk to someone else, my friends are deserting me, so why should i bother to live?